LOL! This one’s my fave from Dads are the Original Hipsters. Especially the last paragraph! dadsaretheoriginalhipster: Your dad ate local fair trade produce before you did and he has dirt under his finger nails to prove it. Your dad had a green thumb and leather tanned neck. He worked in the garden and grew his own food, not because he had to, but because he wanted to. So hipsters, next time you’re asking the waitress if the tomatoes in your salad were ethically grown, locally produced, fair trade, sustainable and if the workers were given a livable wage, remember this… Your dad was the leader of the eating local trend, he contributed to society and you’re just a giant succubus at the teat of it, who contributes nothing, but feels the need to bitch about everything… and to conclude this conclusion, grow up hipsters, grow a pair and add something to culture other than shitty art and bad music.
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LOL! This one’s my fave from Dads are the Original Hipsters. Especially the last paragraph!

dadsaretheoriginalhipster:

Your dad ate local fair trade produce before you did and he has dirt under his finger nails to prove it. Your dad had a green thumb and leather tanned neck. He worked in the garden and grew his own food, not because he had to, but because he wanted to. So hipsters, next time you’re asking the waitress if the tomatoes in your salad were ethically grown, locally produced, fair trade, sustainable and if the workers were given a livable wage, remember this…

Your dad was the leader of the eating local trend, he contributed to society and you’re just a giant succubus at the teat of it, who contributes nothing, but feels the need to bitch about everything…

and to conclude this conclusion, grow up hipsters, grow a pair and add something to culture other than shitty art and bad music.

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    explains EVERYTHING.
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    original hipsters.
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    one describes my dad
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    A day tilling soil under the sun, blaring some tunes, drinking a cold one
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